3 Insane Celebs We Wish Would Take Their Meds

Feb 21, 2014 at 5:24 pm |
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As much as we enjoy tuning in and keeping abreast with the latest news on our favorite celebs, sometimes it’s just TMI.

Miley’s Wreckage

Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour

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Moms of the tweenage fans who made her famous have no desire to see Miley Cyrus’s naked flesh grinding on a parade of people and objects in her new “Bangerz” tour. In our minds, she’ll always be 15 years old, rocking the Hannah Montana wig and dressed like Cyndi Lauper. Somebody give that girl a robe and some bunny slippers.

And a time-out chair.

And then give her parents a good spanking.

Just because a celebrity turns 21, does it mean she has to lose both her clothes and her mind all at once?

Kanye’s IQ

Kanye West Assault Charges

Not enough can be said about Kanye’s IQ.

Usually, when someone who’s genuinely smart begins talking, people stop what they’re doing to listen. For some odd reason, Kanye West seems to inspire the opposite reaction.

Son of an English professor and a photojournalist, he certainly could have the smarts he claims to possess, but somehow it all gets lost when he starts to speak. Is it the arrogance or the ever-present, barely concealed anger that turns people off to Kanye’s message?

Perhaps it’s his talent for slaughtering the English language?

After all, how impressed can you be with a grown man who devises his own contractions and regularly pees on the floor in public?

Im’ma loss for words.

Woody’s Sins

Woody Allen and Dylan Farrow

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Nothing is creepier than a child molester, and whether he is or isn’t, the fact that Woody Allen married Soon Yi Previn,  the little girl he helped raise, does little for his credibility.

His own adopted daughter, Dylan Farrow, recently accused him publicly of sexually assaulting her when she was 7. Her claims are persuasive and nauseating and completely believable. Allen has denied it, of course, but that doesn’t make it any less plausible.

Woody Allen definitely falls into the category of celebrities who need to take their meds, preferably from an employee of the state as he whiles away the next 20 years in the same sort of captivity he created for his daughter so long ago.

Meet the worst of the worst stars behaving badly. From sexually explicit road shows to sexual assault, here are three celebs we’d rather not know so much about.