Bent Dongs and Other Abnormalities ‘Down There’

Aug 4, 2016 at 5:53 pm |

Is Your Man Normal?

There are many things to be afraid of in this life, from the irrational to the most real of threats we face from day to day. But for men, one of the biggest fears is all too common and understandably terrifying: Is something wrong down there?

The measure of a man is certainly not what he’s packing in his pants, so why is it men are so afraid of how they’ll measure up? In all fairness, multiple studies have found that size doesn’t always matter, and that, much like in the case of Goldilocks, neither too big nor too small will do the trick: it all comes down to being just right.

Size aside, it’s not always the tool itself but how you use it. If both parties are getting pleasure, who cares how big or small you are? At the end of the day, size is nothing to worry about. In fact, the real fear is much, much worse.

Men: Abnormalities and straight up deformities downstairs can be scary and weigh heavily on your self-confidence. What will your partner think? Are you the only one like this? Is something wrong? The answer is, most likely, no! And at the end of the day, many of your partners might not even realize something is “wrong,” per se, only different.

And now for the ladies: Do you even know what a “normal” schlong is supposed to look like? Unless you’re a pro, your man’s member may seem perfectly fine to you, but don’t be fooled! There are plenty of strange sausages out there, and we want you to get familiar with them now so that you don’t get caught off guard!

naked man in bed looking at himself under the covers

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Ladies: Your man could have one of these abnormalities downstairs and you wouldn’t even know… until now!

How does your man measure up?