"So like I got a story for my followers today"
So many things can go wrong when you’re getting down and dirty with your loved one: unexpected noises happen, sweat can plop right in your eye, furniture can break, or you can even lose your little devices when you need them the most. Sometimes, they get lost right in your body cavity.
One Twitter user named Clyde Noun decided to forgo any anonymity and tell the entire world what happened one fateful night when he put a toy inside of his girlfriend. Spoiler alert: It didn’t come right out.
One Twitter user decided he was going to tell his followers all of the gory, hysterical details about a love-making session gone weird.