Here Are the 5 Types of Schlongs in the World

Aug 31, 2016 at 6:03 pm |

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There’s no perfect penis, that’s one thing we know for sure. Ladies, we may love our man’s penis enough to think that it’s perfect, but let’s be honest: there’s going to be at least one thing wrong with it. Whether it’s a little too curved, a tad too long, or way too fat, there will be one thing, or two, that we can find wrong with it. But your man’s not alone. There are other guys who suffer from having long and lean Larries or Turtleneck Timmies. Just remember: All penises aren’t created equally.

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Ladies, which one does your man have?

Here are five different types of penises in the world