We all have that one friend that somehow was only introduced to mac and cheese as a child, and somehow never developed the taste buds for anything else. Planning any kind of food outing around them is a nightmare because while you don’t want them to starve, you also wish they would just swallow some damn broccoli once in a while and enjoy this restaurant. Waiting on one of these people is even worse and many waiters and waitresses have the lucky opportunity to encounter these people every day. Employees of restaurants got together to dish on the most hilarious orders they’ve ever heard.
“A lady calls and orders a ‘small pepperoni pizza with no pepperoni.'”