How to Amazingly Please a Woman With a Micro-Weenie

Nov 23, 2016 at 4:03 pm |
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All weenies are not created equal. It's OK.

You’ve heard the phrase, “It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean,” right? Well, in this case, that saying doesn’t go. Micro-weenies aren’t always welcomed. Guys become super self-conscious, ashamed, and are usually the center of a lot of jokes.

Ladies, be honest: If you take a guy back to the crib with the intention of hooking up, and he pulls down his pants only to reveal the smallest peen ever, you know you’d kick him out. And guys: When you want to hook up with a girl but you’re too ashamed of your itty bitty, teeny weeny peeny, you feel über defeated, right? Say no more! I’m going to give you a few tips on how to get it on when you don’t have much to work with.

Man holding short measuring tape by his crotch

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A few tips on how to get it on when you don’t have much to work with.

Here's what you do.
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