Internet Sensation Ken Bone Got Offered a Star Role in XXX Film

Oct 12, 2016 at 6:24 pm |
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This is the most ridiculous presidential election ever. The last debate dissolved into infantile name calling and irrelevance. Set up as a town hall meeting, allowing real American people to come ask questions about policy, the candidates were dodging questions left and right like Neo dodged bullets in the matrix. Hillary juking questions like Trump dodges taxes, and Trump evading answering like Hillary avoids e-mails.

As Hillary and Trump equivocated, one American shined through the BS. Ken Bone took a stand and asked an extremely well thought out and imperative question about energy. The lovable, mustachioed, coal-factory worker immediately became an internet sensation. The next logical step for the bespectacled teddy bear: porn, obviously. That’s right, adult entertainment company, CamSoda, offered him 100k to do an hour long stream on their site. Finally, a heartwarming news story.

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The mustachioed midwest MVP of the debate gets offered 100k and a case of disposable cameras to do an adult webcam show.

Would you watch Ken get his Bone on till the break of dawn?
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