Could your partner be spilling the beans about you?
Out of respect for your loving boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband, you would never tell anyone about those strange little idiosyncrasies that they have. Your partner may not even be aware that you know about them. But this is the age of the internet, where anonymous posts can really stay anonymous unless there’s some serious hacking going on. These restless significant others just had to get it off their chests, and what better way to do it than with a username that no one will ever find. I really hope that they never get found out because these are really embarrassing.
Weird snoring, vicious farts, and nose-picking… What won’t people do?