Pole Vaulter’s Private Parts Keep Him from Winning at the Olympics

Aug 16, 2016 at 6:08 pm |
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The perils of having a big peen.

Never have I ever heard of a guy wishing for a smaller penis. But in the case of Hiroki Ogita, he may be the first. The Japanese pole vaulter is probably regretting the size of his member after it cost him his chance of winning the men’s pole vault qualifying rounds at the Rio Olympics. The one thing guys don’t want to be let down by is their manhood. And not only did Ogita’s manhood let him down, but it also destroyed his Olympic dream. Hey, at least he got a good story out of this. His penis will be pole legend.

Hiroki Ogita competes in the Men's Pole Vault Qualifying Round during the athletics event at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on August 13, 2016

Credit: ANTONIN THUILLIER/AFP/Getty Images

He’s probably the only guy wishing his junk was smaller.

Prepare yourselves. This is such a dick move...
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