"Nooooooooo!" -All Girls Everywhere
Since the royal wedding, eligible women everywhere have clung to the hope that one day, they might meet Prince Harry. We’d be studying premed at college in Wisconsin and while we wouldn’t be interested in him at first, he would continue to pursue us before we would eventually fall deeply in love. Julia Stiles might appear at one point or another, but we digress.
Unfortunately, that dream is all but hopeless. The British media has reported that Prince Harry has finally found love, to the disappoint of women everywhere.
It’s a sad day for the single ladies of the world…