Spider Bites Australian Man on His Dong… Again

Sep 29, 2016 at 11:21 am |

Lightning strikes twice

There’s lots of creepy, crawly things they have in Australia that don’t exist here in the U.S.: Kangaroos, koalas, dingos and weird sea creatures aside, Australia has an insane amount of pythons that can eat creatures as large as foxes. While most of these animals generally leave humans alone (unless provoked, of course), the insects do not. Especially those eight legged scaries: spiders. A spider bite can be excruciatingly painful and can cause serious health issues, including death. But this one Aussie fellow seems to hold the record for most unfortunate live-to-tell spider bites on his genitals.


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