Weird For Sale
“Are you looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Are you tired of not being able to get your lube where it needs to be? Well say hello to the Shibari Luber Launcher! Reduce friction in ways you never thought possible in place you believed were inaccessible in just seconds!”
Check it out on craigslist here.
Anime Babe Angel + Snacks
“I have this very hot painting I did of my ex girlfriend as a dark winged anime angel hot babe, unfortunately she dumped me on Xmas eve very cold. I don’t want to see her flying around and looking cute anymore so my pain is your treasure. I did the painting in oil acrylic water based paint.
“I also have some jalapeño cheetoes that I won’t ever eat so if you come to get my babe painting say hello to free snack too. Even if you don’t want the cheetoes I’d rather you take them so they stop weirding me out in my house.”
Pick one up on craigslist.
For When You Get Cranky…
“ANTIQUE hand crank Womens vibrating dildo”
Need we say more?
“Amazing condition for being over (70 years old) but still works great.”
It’s a wonder his wife didn’t want it…
Thank you, craigslist!
The wonders of Craigslist never cease to amaze me…