This Man Needs Surgery to Shorten His 19-Inch Dong

Sep 30, 2016 at 5:47 pm |
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Excuse me, WHAT?!

For some reason, over the thousands of years that humans have existed, society has developed and accepted the thinking that the bigger the dong, the more manly a guy is. We, as a society, have a peen anxiety so deeply ingrained in us that it affects almost every part of our sexuality. Girls brag about the wang size of the men they’ve been with and contrarily, one of the biggest insults to throw at a man is to imply his dong is lesser size than average.

Even men as intelligent as NASA Astronauts aren’t immune to this anxiety. When it came to providing urine receptacles for their astronauts, NASA encountered a hilarious problem. The astronauts were given a choice of small, medium, or large sleeves to fit around their members, and unsurprisingly, not a single one of the scientists picked small or medium. As a result, the receptacles kept slipping off, causing urine to fly about. To fix the issue, the station renamed the sizes large, gigantic, and humongous instead. LOL.

Well it’s definitely no exaggeration when we say this man’s disco stick is humongous.

Roberto's penis

Source: TMZ

You might think this is a phallusy… we assure you it’s not.

19 inches of glorious manhood... but it won't be around for much longer.
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