My anaconda don't want none... When you try to kill me hun!
We couldn’t make this up if we tried, but a South African woman allegedly attacked her new husband over the size of his package. He was presumably packing so much heat that she was downright afraid for her life and decided to go all out and smack him in the head with a bottle. In America, you don’t hear too many women complaining that their man is too big, but as the bride knew already, her husband’s nickname was anaconda. we guess she never heard Sir Mix-A-Lot or else she may have put two and two together.
South African woman allegedly attacked her new husband over the size of his package.