Bottoms up, guys.
Okay, I don’t know who came up with the idea of flavored lube, but let me be the first to tell you that it’s gross. And I know from experience. Not the kind of experience where it was licked from a man part, but the kind of experience where I used to nibble on it a bit. Hey, I worked in an adult store and, after standing for hours and hours, you would need a little sugar rush, too.
We had a myriad of tester lubes that we’d squeeze onto a popsicle stick for people to taste. It’s disgusting. Yes, the thought of creating a candylicious peen would make a girl wanna go down more, but when you actually taste it, it’s the complete opposite. It’s super thick and super sugary, which turns into super stickiness. I’m convinced that lube should only do one thing: make sex feel better, not taste better.
Cosmopolitan gathered a bunch of guys together to let them taste flavored lube. The kicker is that these guys have no clue what they’re tasting and they’re reactions are priceless.
I’m convinced that lube should only do one thing: make sex feel better, not taste better.