It’s 2016, and America’s “mating rituals” are pretty pathetic if you ask me… especially if you compare them to other animal species in the world. In beehives, the queen in fed “special jelly” (KY anyone?) to induce her sexual maturity. A male frigatebird has a throat sac that inflates into an enormous red, heart-shaped balloon to entice the ladies. And giraffes? Don’t even get me started on giraffes. The male nudges the female until she urinates into his mouth. He then follows her around until she basically gives up and lets the sexy time start. But here in America? Our mating ritual consists of getting inebriated until, well, a man follows a woman around until she basically gives up and lets the sexy time start.
But, there are some interesting sexual practices going on in the world around us, here are the weirdest ones!
Spice up the kink in the bedroom? Maybe not…