Jay Z Refuses To Be Kanye’s Best Man

Mar 14, 2014 at 12:08 pm |

Beyonce, JayZ and Kim and Kanye

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OK, before we even begin, we know this story is a good one.  First of all, we’re talking about Kanye and Kim, so of course this story is in and of itself completely not all that interesting.  But then again, it does have its laughable moments. So, let’s get started.

Kim and Kanye are getting married.  You probably already knew that.  Secondly, they are getting married on TV.  You probably already knew that as well.  Kim puts every other part of her life on film, including her sex life, so it’s not surprising at all that she would want her big butt showed on TV getting married.

Kanye wants Jay Z to be his best man, and this makes sense being that the two are best friends.  Jay Z, however, has turned down the offer because he refuses to take part in the ceremony being that it is going to be broadcast on TV.

Jay Z and Kanye West

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Why doesn’t he want the ceremony to be broadcasted?  Because if it is, then not only him but his wife, Beyonce, and their daughter, Blue Ivy, will be on a reality TV show, and Jay Z and Beyonce have already agreed they don’t want to be part of Keeping Up with the Kardashians because they think it’s a “trashy TV” show.  And now is when you can start laughing.

Beyonce doesn’t want to be associated with trashy?  Um…whatever.  She proved to the whole world not too long ago that she is just as trashy as any other trashy celeb in the Hollywood industry.

Our guess is that Kanye is going to have to find himself a different best man.  It’s very unlikely that Kim and Kanye will turn down the big dollars E! is willing to pay to broadcast Kanye’s and Kim’s wedding on TV.  And we all know, Kim is all about the money.  Also, Kanye has already stated that “they’d tape the wedding if the price is right.”

So, what do you think?  Is Jay Z right in not being his best man simply because the ceremony is going to be taped?  It’s not exactly like Jay Z has spent his life out of the spotlight.  And then there’s always the fact that Jay Z and Kanye are BFFs.  Doesn’t that count for something?

Jay Z and Kanye say they are best friends, but Jay Z is refusing to be his best man.