As you may have heard, Apple launched some fancy-dancy, new gizmo phone the other day. And, OMG, it’s bigger! Yesterday on Live! With Kelly and Michael, hosts Kelly and Michael had a conversation with producer Gelman on this swollen size. Or at least I think they did. The conversation about the member in question gets a little slippery. And in the course of it poor Gelman really gets shafted. But the whole engagement is just beautiful, with subtext that would have put Shakespeare to shame. Or at least make him blush.
For millennia people have debated if size really matters. This is how Kelly Ripa finally puts that debate to bed. Watch!