This Pig Pimp is Cooler Than All of Us. Deal With It.

Jul 18, 2014 at 1:13 pm |

If this pig went to high school he would be in the popular crowd. I don’t know about you, but he’s cooler than me on at least 3 counts. This shouldn’t be legal because the babes are flocking.

OK, maybe I’m just jealous of a pig. Is that stupid? Most things that I do is stupid, so I’m just being consistent. But like some cool celeb kid that grew up to be a good looking adult, it’s just fun to hate.

You know what, I bet he’s a pretty chill pig. I just can’t stay mad at him. Keep crushing it pig!

This pig has the best strategy for getting attention from the ladies. Check out his tricks.