Thou shall not steal… "But the Pilgrims did"… ARGHH!!! Shut up and eat this damn Turkey!!!
— Nick Cannon (@NickCannon) November 28, 2013
New pick up line to try today: "Hey, are you a turkey? Because I want to gobble you up and then fall asleep."
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) November 28, 2013
— Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) November 28, 2013
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) November 28, 2013
I love Thanksgiving! This is the one day of the year that turkeys all over the country put on their chicken disguises.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 28, 2013
Happy Thanksgiving my tweeples! I'm thankful 4 my family & friends and sleep when I get it! What r u thankful 4?
— Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) November 28, 2013
Family and Health. Supporters and Haters. Muses and Inspiration .. #thankyou Happy Thanksgiving
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) November 28, 2013
Grateful today and everyday, happy #Thanksgiving to each and every one of you.
— Jeremy Piven (@jeremypiven) November 28, 2013
animals!! im thankful for you!!!
— kesha (@KeshaRose) November 28, 2013
Nothing says Thanksgiving like the lip synching at the Macys Parade! #Grateful
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) November 28, 2013
Wishing all of you reading this a very happy and gratitude filled Thanksgiving!!!!! -KU
— Keith Urban (@KeithUrban) November 28, 2013
So many things to be grateful for. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving! – Z
— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) November 28, 2013
"On behalf of the Obama family, I want to wish everybody a very happy Thanksgiving." —President Obama
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 28, 2013
A very happy Thanksgiving to all. I am thankful to be with my family and tear into some major carbs and then avoid the scale for one week.
— Josh Gad (@joshgad) November 28, 2013
Happy Thanksgiving! Thankful for so much in my life, most of all, my family and my friends. What are you giving thanks for today?
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) November 28, 2013
— Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) November 28, 2013
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