Ellen Page and Kate Mara Are Truly ‘Tiny Detectives’

Sep 26, 2014 at 8:21 am |
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Are you absolutely FREAKING OUT about the casting of the next season of True Detective? If so, put those surly Tweets back in your pocket, and listen up.

In the wake of the public’s forlorn reaction to the casting of the second season of HBO’s Emmy Award-winning showFunny Or Die has offered up a solution that is sure to please everyone.

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Instead of having Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughan man the wheel, let’s try something a little different–like Ellen Page and Kate Mara.

The only problem is…these detectives are too tiny.

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Also, if you haven’t heard, Rachel McAdams is set to co-star alongside Vaughn and Farrell as one of the show’s female protagonists. You’d think everyone would be excited to see her in a cop uniform.

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Kate Mara and Ellen Page have one heroic flaw…they’re vertically challenged. Click here!