Jessica Lowndes Will Forever Be Our Bae
The 27-year-old bombshell, Jessica Lowndes, almost broke our hearts over the weekend. After rumors circulated about a possible steamy romance with 58-year-old Jon Lovitz, everyone gasped at the thought of the two becoming an official pair. Luckily for us, the comedian officially debunked the story on his Instagram. “I know it’s still the last week of March, but is it too early to say April Fool’s?” said Lowndes in an Instagram post. We could finally breathe a sigh of relief, because that was a close one. Lowndes sparked rumors after posting a racy photo on Snapchat and Instagram showing a man’s hand caressing her leg. She also wrote a very cryptic message that read, “His hands are wise and tell a thousand stories… #smitten #hatersgonnahate.” Fortunately, this was all a hoax in effort to promote Lowndes’ new music video with Lovitz. Once again, we can breathe a sigh of relief. But, just in case Lowndes does elect to ever leave our lives again and enter a committed relationship, let’s take a look at why she’s so stunning in the first place.
Jessica, please stay single for like…forever. Thanks.