We're not talking about tug boats!
In case you were wondering what constitutes a tug life, I’m not sure if I can really spell that out for you in writing. All you need to know is that it’s something you’re born with (surgical enhancement works too); it’s something that can be much bigger than a bread box, and it’s b–bs. I’m talking about b–bs…
So let’s do this!
Strap in! The jugs on these babes need a tug boat to get them through the day!