Weddings Legalized For Church That Believes God Is a Flying Spaghetti Monster

Mar 4, 2016 at 5:05 pm |

Finally A Wedding Ceremony For Your Pasta-Loving BFF

I remember when I was 4 years old, my parents asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, and I told them that I wanted to be macaroni and cheese. And can you really blame me? Kids are undoubtedly more honest than adults, and kids love pasta. Even the picky eaters – hell, I loved pasta more than I loved my own brother growing up. No joke.

For people like me, traditional religion has never been easy. How do I reconcile my unshakeable devotion to gluten with a belief in a ubiquitous, all-knowing spiritual deity? The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster came along and wiped that problem right off my plate.

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The members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who call themselves “Pastafarians,” maintain a practice that believes the existences of a god made of spaghetti and meatballs is just as likely as the existence of other gods.

Last year, the church notably gained a lot of privilege and recognition when several countries around the world granted the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster legal status as a religious group.

But now, the whole game has changed — in New Zealand, Pastafarians have won the right to perform marriage ceremonies within their church, and this means a whole new level of linguini lovin’ for the church’s devotees.

You can bet that they’re not throwing rice at these weddings!

But what does a Pastafarian wedding look like? And how is it different from a normal wedding? Keep reading to find out!