Man Arrested After Using a McDonald’s McChicken as a Weapon

Dec 3, 2014 at 3:30 pm |

On Tuesday (Dec. 2), an Iowa man was arrested for assault with a deadly chicken sandwich.

Just kidding. Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, was arrested for domestic assault…with a chicken sandwich.

But it wasn’t just any sandwich– it was a McChicken. You know, the piece of rubber from the dollar menu. And it must have been one tasteless sandwich to go to jail for.

While taking an afternoon nap at home (wasn’t it a work day?), Hill was woken up by his pregnant wife who brought him home some McDonald’s. After discovering that the woman who will bear his child brought him a McChicken, Hill threw the sandwich at her “because he doesn’t like them.”

But Hill didn’t stop there. After launching the 360 calorie, 16g fat, and 40g carb scrumptious morsel at her, he picked up what was left of the bun and “forcefully smashed” it into her face.

Hill is currently being held in Polk County Jail after the police discovered “mayonnaise on his wife’s shirt and face.” Apparently, mayonnaise was enough evidence to throw cuffs on Hill and take him in.

What a McJerk.

You won’t believe how bad this guy dislikes McChicken sandwiches. Find out more here!