Parking Turtle Saves The World From Bad Drivers

Nov 10, 2015 at 12:54 pm |

Everything You’ve Ever Wanted to Say to Sh*tty Parkers In One Adorable Note!

An anonymous hero fluent in passive aggression has been leaving notes on the hoods of cars to help deal with people who are too lazy to park properly within the lines. We’ve all been frustrated by some douchenozzle who believes his/her car is more valuable than others, so they insist on straddling the lines by taking up three spots. Or sometimes they’re just have no powers of depth perception, and you end up crawling out of your sunroof just to exit your car.

Now you have a tool to combat these jerks in the form of an adorable, friendly turtle. Here’s what he looks likes:

parking turtle

Source: Instagram @designxtek

Some internet vigilante has been placing a special note on the hoods of transgressive automobiles, subtly reminding the drivers to be better humans. A friend of his posted pictures of the note on the internet and wrote that his friend “Made this and keeps a few copies in his glove box. When he comes across an asshat parking job, he leaves it under their windshield wiper.”

We salute you sir.

The post also included a full-size file of the note, so feel free to print out your own. Print them out and let’s ride the world of triple parking.

SHARE with everyone you know. Seriously. Do it.

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Everything you’ve ever wanted to say to sh*tty parkers in one adorable note!