1. Umbrella Eh, Eh, AHH!
To be fair, it was Britney’s crazy phase…but there aren’t too many excuses to legitimize the battle-axe-wielding face that Mrs. Spears is wearing as she’s about to go to town on this dude’s SUV with an aquamarine umbrella. Just terrifying.
Like the most annoying type of Big Brother you could imagine, bearing whirring, flashing toys in hand to catch you at your worst moment, paparazzi drive a constant assault on our celebrities–see who’s fighting back.